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A Letter about Jury Duty

Dear Uncle Reginald and Aunt Gladys, Hello! How is life up there in the big city? I am glad that you guys enjoy it there, because someone has to live there, I guess. But I still am quite happy with the small town life. Speaking of that, here is a …


A Letter About Senior Discounts

Dear Uncle Clovis and Aunt Ethyl Ann, Hello! How are you? How are things down on the farm? I hope you are keeping the chickens in line. I know they can be difficult sometimes. How are they liking the egg-shaped disco ball you put in the chicken house? Anyway, it …


A Letter to Alexander Graham Bell

Dear Mr. Bell, Ahoy! How are you? Do your friends call you Alex? Or Al? Or Teddy Graham? Or do they even call you? That of course brings me to your great invention of the telephone, which is of course what people use to call each other these days. But …


A Letter to Friday

Dear Friday, Hello! How are you? I get the feeling that while most people have a deep appreciation for Friday, they also take you for granted, so I thought that I would make sure you know just how much we love you. After all, all days were not created equal. …