letters

Dear Uncle Ernie, Hello! How are you? And how is aunt Bertina?

Dear Reggie, Hello! How is my favorite cousin? Don’t tell all of the other cousins that I said that, by the way.

Dear Intrepid Iguana, Hello! How is your career in professional wrestling going?

Dear Uncle Reginald and Aunt Gladys, Hello! How is life up there in the big city?

Dear Uncle Clovis and Aunt Ethyl Ann, Hello! How are you?

Dear Mr. Bell, Ahoy! How are you? Do your friends call you Alex?

Dear Friday, Hello! How are you? I get the feeling that while most people have a deep appreciation for Friday, they also take you for granted, so I thought that I would make sure you know just how much we love you.